Pain Relief

Transmitter wrote this terribly early in the morning:

Relieves sexual tension on application.

Pain Relief

Quarters

Transmitter wrote this at around evening time:

It’s taken me a long time to get this young.

Boop

Transmitter wrote this terribly early in the morning:

It’s 3am. I just heard a series of loud beeps coming from my neighbor’s apartment as he screamed, “Come on! Goddamnit!” Then, complete silence. What the hell is going on in there?

Signs of a Bad Neighbor

Transmitter wrote this in the wee hours:

UPS Sign

My neighbor accross the hall tapes this friendly note to UPS to his door every time he’s expecting a package. The blurred out part is his name and address, as if the delivery person didn’t already have this information.

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